the akward moment you get out of the shower, get in pjs, jump in bed, and then realize you forgot to wash the conditioner out of your hair.
the cool moment when you you realize “fuck it, overnight conditioning treatment, i need sleep”
correction, cats do care, when its their privacy
A rapier, manufactured in the mid-19th century by the technology of the old masters as a gift to one high-ranking person. Such exceptionally flexible rapiers were made in Toledo in the beginning of 17th century. They were sold in gun shops and coiled in a circle to show its flexible properties.

seriously lost my shit with Red Shipping and The “Rumpilshtilshken” debacle!! thank you so much..best laugh all day!!
just so great, standing dapper applause!
man i have been working out all day!
Holy shit that one has a huge staff!!
Don’t blink and panic your ass off!!
darren your 5 o’clock shadow is showing, it must be excited for x-mas
ombre want!!
Jack Frost came Today!! lol I have been waiting to use this all week!
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